Alright folks, let's dive into the rabbit hole of "free" healthcare, shall we? So, you may be wondering, 'who's the magical fairy sprinkling funds for this free health care?'. Well, spoiler alert! It's not a fairy, but us, the taxpayers! Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not saying it's a bad thing - just imagine, instead of paying for a gym membership you never use, your taxes are going towards keeping folks healthy. So next time you hear "free healthcare", remember, it's not entirely free, it's just us playing a massive, nationwide game of 'pass the parcel' with our tax dollars!